We have come up with our own list of 5 types of book readers. If you happen to find which book reader best explains you, let us know in our comment section;
- “CAN WE SKIP TO THE MIDDLE ALREADY” BOOK READERS
You are this type of book reader if you open a book and immediately skip to the middle because no time to waste time. We usually blame this on too much Harlequin romance novels, you know the juicy part begins from the middle so why read all the boring stuff when you can just skip to the fun stuff. We see you.
2. “PROCRASTINATING” BOOK READERS
Yess, we know your type. Readers that they are probably doing from their village – we see you. You are this type of book reader if after reading three pages of a book, you close it to check a message and the next time you open the book to continue is probably NEVER, yes we said it, NEVER!!!
3. “I TOO KNOW” BOOK READERS
You are this type of book reader if you can always guess the next line of action of the author – however, you will do well to keep that piece of information to yourself and not disturb our peace with your book forecasts, we beg you in the name of our forefathers.
4. “I REJECT ENJOYMENT” BOOK READERS
You are this type of book reader if you are very selective of the kind of book you read. You probably don’t want to read romance novels because it will cause your mind to sin and therefore confine yourself to motivational and other bla bla bla *writer actually falls asleep in the process of typing this*
5. “BRING IT ON” BOOK READERS
Book readers we stan, book readers we would like to stalk and befriend – yass we can be bookie perverts – book readers that will never lack good things and good books. You are this type of book reader when you read every and anything because your thirst for books is greater than your book preference style.
Ehennn!!! We are sure you have seen yourselves now, most of you need to repent while awon goons mi, we just need more intense book flenjor.